Artists XI

VASAN : (Speak in Thai)

After 11 September, The Superpower USA needs a scrap goat.

So they blame Osama Bin Laden and poor Afghanistan.

Aim to genocide all the Muslim, To kill them all.

 

The world suddenly on fire

Man sleepless because of fear

We are force to follow US

To the war of shame.

Now I will show a play

For the sake of mankind

Please make yourselves relax

To sit or stand it all up to you

EXIT VASAN

THAKSIN:

I am Thaksin., the  ruler of Thailand. I'm a billionaire, My Party name "Thai Kill Thai"

I will take over everything because Thai people are very fool.

I will buy a stock market from Liverpool F.C.

In the name of " War on Drug" I kill more than 2500 innocents.

And I take all the money …Ha ha ha …

I love FTA (Free Trade Agreement) with America Australia and China for them to rob Thailand.

Thailand had no Poor.

I have kills them all

I love to kill the NGO

So I shall rule them all.

OUNG-ING:

Good morning my dad.

I'm very glad today.

I have nothing to say

I wanna play with friends.

Thank you a lot Papa, that you steal Entrance exam for me.

So I got into Chulalongkorn University.

This is call "Revise Education" so let most of them fail.

My Dad is a miser so that why I love you Daddy.

THAKSIN:

OK OK  Now it is a time for my Gang of Ministers to come in, You must go out now. Tomorrow I will give you a present for get in to Uni. What do you want ? Darling ?

OUNG-ING:

Oh… Papa , Papee I love you so much, I want the stack market in Mobile phone.

THAKSIN:

How much Darling?

OUNG-ING:

3,000 millions  Bath Papa?

THAKSIN:

OK you will have it, Darling.

OUNG-ING:

Oh… Ah… you so kind, You so good, You so lovely. I love you.

END OF ACT ONE

ENTER THANIN

THAKSIN:

What going on today my pal?

THANIN:

Nothing new, I'm keep on pushing the law for imported rice from Burma Lao and Cambodia. To make some profits.

THAKSIN:

And what about Thai rice? The farmer will protest us.

THANIN:

Don't worry about that Thaksin. I order to kill the leader of them already.

THAKSIN:

Very good very good my friend.

THANIN:

In this case we will make self profit at least 10,000 a year, and plus more 30% every year, you see?

THAKSIN:

You are so good ! tell me about the next project.

THANIN:

Yes, My next project is I will import the American men to fuck with our Thai girls

To make our next generation. They will be smarter and make Thailand become the greatest country in Asia. Because America have those fucking quality You see?

THAKSIN:

Bravo! Bravo Thanin I have never hear any good idea like this before. Go ahead run your project now!

ENTER SOMSAK

SOMSAK:

Hello my Boss I will report you about GMO plant in Thailand.

THAKSIN:

Good..Good go ahead.

SOMSAK:

Now I hidden info from media so they never know about what I will do with Monsanto next year all Yellow bean, Papaya, cotton ,corn and rice will be 100% GMO2  and Thailand will be the richest and most fruitful country we will be the 'kitchen of the world' Ha Ha Ha……..

THAKSIN:

Oh very good very good Somsak you are the best minister of Agriculture. Since Thailand rule by Democracy. And Somkid What's going on with your project?

ENTER SOMKID

SOMKID:

Yes my Belove P.M. My Project to steal money from the poor  very success now. Because I put the high prize for lottery and at the same time I order  the Police, the soldiers and Bureaucratic working really hard to make a the people have no hope. They only hope is from winning lottery. So we will get more money to help poor student and enough money to buy Liverpool soccer team !

THAKSIN:

AHA! Genius you're super genius! But we will never give our money to support the poor.  Poor help poor and the Rich will become more rich. If the poor have some money they will buy my mobile phone, and I will be richest man in the world! Ha Ha..

SOMKID:

And tomorrow I will arrested all the leader of EGAT () who lead the Electric Union  worker  against our plan to take over  the electricity plan we need privatization now ! next year there will be new election. So we need money to buy a representative. It will need huge money.

 THAKSIN:

Yes Somkid well done you do the best job! Now I monopolize the satellite and mobile phone system, every minute my money will increase more and more so now we need electricity and water system we must take over it very soon so we will be the leader Thailand forever Ha Ha Ha……

END OF ACT 2

It's better not to have a government

Why we have a government,  

If they creat only atrocities 

If they please only capitalists?

It better not to have an army,

Killing the destitute people,

If  it abuse a populance

The generals must be punished.

It better not to have a court,

Money and Gun lead the way,

If there is no justice,

The country is dark under abusive law

It's better not to have a Police man     

We have to get out power back,

If they are extrortionists and Gunman

With gun to govern ourselves

It better not to have education,

Brainwashing them until

If it teach people to be foolish

They give themselves up to capitalists.

It better not to be living,          

We must sacrificeour lives fighting

If the gas pipeline are to be laid,

To stop the the government greed.

It better not to be living,          

Why should we go on living.

If there is no democracy

If we have no freedom?

BUSH:

Hello everybody How do you do? Don't worry be happy. The Wart against Terror will be finish very soon trust me! I'm your leader I never wrong. I'm the superpower of this world. Now I will go to the Mars we will live together there. HA HA

ENTER SHARON

SHARON:

Good evening Bush My Boss

BUSH:

Oh no Sharon Don't kidding me. I'm not your boss, You are my Boss. So how are you today?

SHARON:

I'm so tired, but still have enough energy to kill the Palestinian. All the Leader of HAMAS will be dead! This is the only word run in my head.

BUSH:

Don't worry, Don't worry  Don't hurry to die before you will see the most creative weapon, The Pentagon just report me yesterday that we had invent DNA bomb now we will test this in Iraq war  this kind of Bomb no color no smell  it can spreading in the air and kill all Arab and all people who against us HA HA HA … and then very soon we will be the leader of the world, and this world will move in the way we want it to be..

SHARON:

Excellence , Excellence bye for now I must go to kill the children of Palestine, Bye.

EXIT SHARON ENTER POWELL

POWELL:

Hi Bush I just comeback from tour it very successful.

BUSH:

How success Powell? You go to tell every country to sent their troop to Iraq and what they say?

POWELL:

All they say NO!

BUSH:

What …!!? 

POWELL:

Yes, my honestly, they say No.

BUSH:

Shut up ! !  !

POWELL:

There still Australia, Italy, Japan, Poland and Thailand in Iraq

BUSH:

No No … No  not enough you must go again and threaten them all tell them

If they not send the troop to support Iraq I will Bomb them all. Now!!!

END OF ACT 4

BINLADEN

Good evening lady and gentlemen. Now this is my confression.

I'M NOT A TERRORIST

I love my life, I love my wife I love my children ,like all of you do.

I just become terrorist to  ask for our money that had been steal by the Western

The US and British break Palestine  invade Lebanon. They need our oil. They made Genocide war. They want to kill all the Muslim and make the our world be like western , because we have choose the way of allah. Bush and Blairare the world Terroroist, They are Axis of evil. We love Peace but they love War! They need war for make profit to boost economic by killing. You can see nowthe people who love peace become terrorist, and the Terrorist become peacemaker. Oh Bush and Blair stop lie the  world, Stop killing innocent stop your greedy let peace prevail on earth Now.

GANDHI

Why you cloning me ?

What the messy world it would be?

My name is Mahathama Gandhi non-violent is not from me

Now everywhere is the wr field.

In fire of hell you never seen. Dead and bath blood who would be clean?

Like this planet I never been!

I need the war to stop the greedy war We can not turn back because we gone too far.

No one want to live on the moon nor Mars

Can you imagine when everyone have a car

I wan tot kioll the greed in your mind.

I will do it until I die.

Invest in profit that make me cry

And now is the time to say goodbye.

JESUS 

I don't know why I come here, This time  is not a resurrection. I think sonbody clone me,

Oh and my father is so fine Ho my hand of blood never get dry. Now I want to go to USA

GANDHI

Why ?

JESUS 

Because now Godless America

I want to Talk to President of America

And warn him to stop the war

HITLER

Hi Jesus Hey Gandhi Good evening Binladen What happen on this Planet now Oh I can't believe it.

BINLADEN

Hi- Hitler, Now you can see How Babarian Jewq and America make awar no body need to make a war can you help me stop them now.

HITLER

I'm sorry it my fault that I can 't kill All the Jew in my time. So I committed suicide.

JESUS 

Oh don't talk like that nobody want to die , everyone love to liveand everyone will be forgive.

GANDHI

Non violent is nonsense Neo conservativism will kill them all! 

BINLADEN

Then there is no exit !

JESUS 

I have no Hope too

HITLER

I'm so sad I want to cry. That Satan eaten all the human mind.

GANDHI

So now what can we do?

BINLADEN

Let do something now!

HITLER

Yes !

GANDHI

OK

BINLADEN, GANDHI, HITLER, JESUS

Sing a song together

LET US SING

LET US SING FOR PEACE

LET US DANCE, LET US DANCE

LET US DANC FOR PEACE

LET US TALK, LET US TALK,

LET US TALK FOR PEACE

LET US WALK, LET US WALK,

LET US WALK FOR PEACE

LET US FIGHT, LET US FIGHT

LET US FIGHT FOR PEACE

LET US DIE, LET US DIE

LETUS DIE  FOR PEACE.

THE END